royalhandmaidens

padmé: quick, dormé, pack my things - i have to leave disguised as a refugee

dormé: i’ll pack some unassuming, plain dresses-

padmé: actually, i was thinking the rainbow “look how rich i am” gown and the dominatrix dinner dress with the black leather corset. i’m sure i’ll blend right in

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It's Anakin, what were you expecting...?

Or, the Anakin & Padmé Meme, a tragedy(?) in four parts.

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thecyndimistuff

i think abt how the general galaxy doesn’t really know abt Darth Vader’s existence. like even most of the Imperial Army probably thinks he’s a made-up ghost story as propaganda to scare the Rebels. Unless you’re like higher-up, a bounty hunter hired by him, or a politician/royalty and you know abt the Emperor’s attack dog, ppl wouldn’t really know abt him. 

like he’s TOO SCARY and TOO POWERFUL to actually be real, right? considering how much the Empire worked to erase Jedi history, no one in their right mind would believe Vader existed. 

imagine you’re a stormtrooper and Vader’s kind of like an inside joke like “haha ofc we’ll beat the Rebels we have DARTH VADER” and then one day you’re transferred to the Death Star and the space-equivalent of the Boogeyman walks into the room and you have to stand in silence internally freaking out bc HOW IS HE REAL. on the other hand this would make situations where non-believing Rebels that end up facing Vader ten times more terrifying. 

Anonymous asked

Remember how Luke was planning to join the academy as a pilot in the beggining of new hope? Imagine if he had. Darth Vader meeting one of empire's pilots, Luke Skywalker.

misskirby

i think this one should be buckwild. so, assume one of the largest imperial pilot academies is on naboo, because it’s the emperor’s homeworld. that makes it the closest to luke, and the one he ends up going to. because of its status on the emperor’s homeworld and also its size, vader typically shows up to go poach the students with the most impressive results for death squadron, so he’s there and luke is there. somehow luke has escaped being caught by anyone who would recognize his last name or anything that would recognize the midichlorians in his blood, whatever, don’t think about it too hard, we have to go somewhere WILD.

so, the name ‘darth vader’ would come up frequently in classes, i suppose, but no one here has ever met him, they’ve just heard vague stories about him, and they’ve also all been told to shut up about him, because he can read minds. so it’s possible luke doesn’t know too much about vader, and having been raised away from the deluge of imperial propaganda, maybe he hasn’t seen vader. so the time when vader’s analyzing the quality of his new cannon fodder rolls around, he’s steamrolling down the hall as he does, except someone else is running down it and not looking ahead - and to the horror of everyone, luke runs directly into darth vader, and falls back on his ass. luke is undeterred. he springs upright, apologizes, grabs vader’s hand to shake, and is rattling off about how he’s clumsy and his uncle owen always said he NEVER looked where he was going, he’s always been better in the air on the ground, yknow what i mean? and vader’s like, i’m going to murder this guy, don’t get me wrong, but i want to know the name of the family who spawned someone stupid enough to shake MY hand. he asks the kid’s name. “luke skywalker” is a HELL of an answer to get.

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